There’s nothing like buying a pair of size 2x black tights in Target. I was seriously disappointed they had none in hot pink. This year I took 3rd place in my work Halloween costume contest. I was going for “Glam Metal” glory days. When I was in middle school my parents never let me watch MTV…this is what happens....jpg)
It took about 2 hours to explain to Jaime what “look” I was going for. Three guys in this world understand..Erick A., Jordan E. and Josh B. Everyone else probably thinks - Big Girl.
The only pair of jeans I had to Glam up were 2 sizes too small. Soooo Jaime let me borrow her pregnancy “stretchy band thing” that covers your waist and lets your britches stay open and happy. The only bad thing, my wig kept getting stuck in my lipstick and my pants ripped more and more as the day progressed.
After lunch and the contest I went to the gym to change into regular clothes but forgot my dress pants AND didn’t realize eye liner doesn’t wash off easy. I went the rest of the day looking like a rather nice, professional homeless guy with sexy eyes.
Beck wanted a turn to rock out….and he did.
-Ben
8 comments:
what a preeeety preeeety girl you make Ben!
Unfortunately I think I also understand the look you're going for. Maybe that comes from being married to Jordan and hanging out with you. He has been bugging me for the last 4 yrs trying to get me to let him dress up like that for Halloween, and now you've made it worse. Thanks a lot! :O)
This completely cracked me up. First of all, the fact that you don't mind dressing up like a girl...wearing tights and eyeliner...that's commendable. But the fact that you wore your wife's belly band...there just are not words to express. You're probably the only guy in this entire world that's ever worn one. You deserve some kind of medal.
I cannot believe you didn't post a pic of you as a "professional homeless guy". I was really hoping to see that look too!
i'm with myra...i would have loved to see the "all cleaned up" look :)
also-i wish you had pictures of 1st and 2nd place. i think you looked great-you got robbed!
I for one am thankful you didn't share with us full on belly band pictures! Really....we all thank you! ; )
Ben~I have no words. However, I am completely offended that you don't think I would've known what type of look you were trying to achieve. Therefore, I will throw NONE of my undergarments upon your stage.
Hey, can I borrow some eyeliner???
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WHERE IN THE WORLD WAS I WHEN YOU WROTE THIS??????
It's a little creepy how good you look the part. If I were Sebastian Bach, and I would've seen these picks, we'd be on the road right now. I'm so jealous of this outfit.
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